Imagine 2.0

Imagine there’s no heaven. Can you imagine? Can you?

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It isn’t hard. Easy. Totally easy to do. I could do it. I’m the best at imagining things.

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With hell below us. Crime. Murderers. They’re rapists.

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Above it, only wall. A beautiful wall. We’re gonna build a wall. Wait ’til you see my wall. It’s going to be amazing.

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Imagine, folks – all the people, blacks, Hispanics. Living for today. Can you imagine that? Today? 30 years Hillary had. Couldn’t do it. Disaster.

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Imagine there’s no countries. No countries. None. Not one. Read her emails. She wants OPEN BORDERS.

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Isn’t hard to do. Isn’t hard. You think it’s hard? It isn’t. We just have bad leadership.

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There’s nothing to kill or die for. Nothing! NOTHING! They’re laughing at us.

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And no religion too. I said it. She won’t even say it: RADICAL. ISLAMIC. TERRORISM.

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Imagine, all the people. All the people. I was talking to them the other day. Good people. Great people, the people. All of them.

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Living life in peace. We gotta destroy ISIS. Peace, folks. Take the oil.

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You may say I’m a dreamer. Unfair!

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I’m not the only one… I have been endorsed by many, many, many people. Many great people. Tremendous people.

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Perhaps some day you’ll join us. We’re doing very well. Unbelievable support. Lot of people joining us. Jhuge support. JHuge.

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Then the world will be as one. As one! Just wait. We’re going to be friends with everyone, folks. Trust me.

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Imagine no possessions. Day one: zero. We’re going to scrap them. Scrap possessions, seriously.

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I wonder if you can? Hillary can’t. Obama? Forget it. Total disaster.

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No need for greed or hunger. You want greed and hunger now? You gotta go to Jgchina. JGCHINA!

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A brotherhood of man. No one respects a brotherhood of man more than me. If she wasn’t my daughter, I’d marry her.

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Imagine all the people. You can’t even imagine it. All the people? Living life in peace? Law and order, folks. Gotta have law AND order.

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Sharing all the world. They want to share it. I want to share it. But you gotta have STRONG! BORDERS!

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You may say I’m a dreamer. A lot of people said it. I said it. That’s how guys talk. Guys know, right? It’s locker-room talk.

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But I’m not the only one. The inner cities are joining us. I have a great relationship with the blacks.

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Perhaps some day you’ll join us. Everyone’s joining us. It’s like we don’t even have a border right now. Sad. So sad.

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… and the world will be GREAT AGAIN.

** (And Mexico’s going to pay for it.)

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